I’LL HAVE A BLOODY MARY, A STEAK SANDWICH AAAND A STEAK SANDWICH

Easier than writing lots of individual emails

I KILLED HER

I killed a black widow yesterday. 
I had a suspicion that one lived on my patio (due to the show Verminators!).  As I was sweeping/raking/hosing the place down, I turned around and having been flushed from her hole, she sat out in the open on a blank wall…as if saying, ‘I’m ready for my fate.  Do what you must.’  So, I did. 
Goodbye, Black Widow…and here’s a preemptive goodbye to any others that lurk.

 

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  burns wrote @

in honor of your first black widdow kill. written from the Resolved Conference

Saucy she stares you down
From darkness now in light
Venom laden fangs apearch
To drive home her noxious bite

But boldly you approach her now
Slowed, webless and wet
Taking careful aim you lay
A 4 inch pump between her blades

Slowly you apply the heal
Till legs sprawl straight and crunching sound
Signal that her end is near
Eight black legs appease your fear

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